I’m getting complaints that I don’t respond to messages fast enough, and part of me is just so tired of it all. (Because really, I’m not obligated to reply, nor do all conversations require a reply, because if I kept replying, when would I sleep??)
If you need to reach me urgently, please just call me and for the love of god, please do not leave a message. I absolutely hate messages, and I will refuse to listen to them until I get annoyed enough at the message notification that won’t go away.
With text, you’ve got to bug me constantly. I easily forget to reply to someone, and here’s an example: I was talking to a friend who lost something important, and I just broke off because I forgot about the conversation.
If you cannot reach me even then, your remaining choices:
– get someone to get me (make Lydia call me if you can)
– come to me
Dear next person who dares leave a message,
I don’t like you. *presses 7*
Fuck you very much,
( 7 = delete message)